Obamacron Allows McDonalds to be built next to the Obesity Memorial Statue

Early Thursday morning, thousands of sweat drenched overweight protesters created a greasy human chain blocking entrance to a newly constructed McDonalds near the Obesity Memorial Statue.

If this McDonalds were built in any other location, these doughy demonstrators would have been eager pudgey patrons.

The Obesity Memorial Statue

"Obamacron doesn't care about fat people! This McDonalds is an abomination! A delicious abomination!" shouted Ducan Hillshire, a professional World of Warcraft player.

Last year there were 4 billion obesity related accidents ranging from sitting on the cat to exhaustion while climbing up a modest amount of stairs. The Obesity Memorial was created to honor the victims of fat related mishaps. The statue a thousand feet tall, weighs nearly 300 tons, and has a distinct odor.

Polls show that 37% of people oppose the fast food chain while 100% of cyborgs really don't care. This controversy mirrors the an event 100 years ago where a mosque was approved to be built near Ground Zero which ended in chaos and destruction.

The question is: What do we hold more dearly? Is it McDonald's right to free enterprise which made the Federation of Free Peoples such a great faction or the pain and suffering of a nation that is induced by the imagery of a McDonalds?

Which side of the counter do you sit on?