Obamacron - The Rise of the 2nd Cyborg President

Obamacron (Oh'ba:ma-cron) was assembled in the year 2061 in New Tokyo (formerly Honolulu, Hawaii before the cyborg invasion) and was created to bring peace between the humans and the sentient machines.

Being half robot and half Hawaiian, he quickly rose to power running on the platform of change and equality for all man, machine, and intergalactic organism.

Obamacron gained much of the undecided android vote and with the promise of bringing home troops from the moon, he eventually overthrew the former leader of the Federation of Free Peoples, Bushbot, who was built from spare parts left over from outdated supreme court justices.

Presidency

Bushbot

Obamacron's first act as President was to sign an economic stimulus legislation that delivered $1,000,000 in cash to every single registered Free Peoples. Unfortunately, the world had just recently converted to a universal monetary unit thus making $1,000,000 in Federation money equal to only 7 Euroyen.

During his first days in office he issued the closure of Guantanamo Gravitational Information Prison that housed millions of data servers that stored information deemed harmful to the Federation of Free Peoples.

In March 2109, Obamacron reversed the Bushbot ban on embryonic stem cell harvesting and increased government funding for Tissue Farms where human body parts were grown.

In the same month he also approved the bailouts of two major bankrupted corporations, Google International Space Housing, and Facebook Cannery and Meat Distribution Corp.

Google had dabbled in creating floating apartments that orbited Earth but a miscalculation jettisoned thousands of units into space never to return. Facebook had become so large that its canneries and meat distribution plants now fed 75% of the entire Federation of Free Peoples. A shortage of tin and discarded animal carcasses caused their stock to plummet triggering massive layoffs and jeopardizing the entire world economy.

Taco Bell Peace Prize

Obamacron also called for Congress to pass legislation reforming health care in the Federation of Free Peoples. The elderly were deemed inefficient and were euthanized so their organs could be used to "upgrade" younger citizens with their life essence. Spare meat would be sold to Facebook.

Obamacron is also the proud winner of the Taco Bell Peace Prize.


His term as ruler officially ends in 2114 but he is eligible for re-election for 100 more years.